Nasty Gossip

Copyright – EL Appleby

Copyright – EL Appleby


It sucks living in a small town.

Spread nasty gossip, that’s all they ever do.

They made up stories about her…

Mr. Tigger said she was a real wildcat.

Leon agreed “I enjoyed making her roar.”

Zebra Zack said she liked it with pajamas on.

“Wooh that woman’s got some serious junk in tha trunk!” E.L. Phant joined in.

Gerry Raffe said she preferred them extra long. “And boy can she handle it.” he winked.

And Harry the Horse claimed he rode her to the finish.

They all said mother was a loose woman.

Bastards. Whatever gave them that idea!

© 2013 K.Z. Morano



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27 thoughts on “Nasty Gossip

  1. HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah! Whatever gave them THAT idea in the first place??? Super capper to that story. Your sense of humor is getting better each time. Keep it up!

  2. After having lived in a really small town, I can say you hit the mark with this! I always said that if they are spreading gossip it’s just that they are jealous. Great take on the picture!

  3. Awesome. I just love the continuous string of puns. It’s too bad Ty Gur didn’t show up but the cast was still wonderful anyway. Great take on the prompt. I had great fun.

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