Copyright -Douglas M. MacIlroy
“What’s his story?,” Rex mumbled, nodding towards the newcomer.
“They called him Satan,” Clay answered, dark eyes blazing with malevolence. “Fastest rider in the west.”
“Well I’ll be damned. What’d they brung him here for?”
Clay became quiet then grunted, “Broke Del Dallas’s daughter’s hymen, tha’s what he did.”
“Heh?”
“Popped the li’l lady’s cherry then took off.” Clay spat vehemently, “Why they shoulda just shot the sonofabitch.”
Rex neighed lightheartedly, “I’ve seen Del Dallas’s daughter. The gal won a lotta ridin’ trophies but she ain’t no beauty. They shoulda be thankin’ the poor horse ‘stead of punishing him.”
© 2013 K.Z. Morano
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A reader is immersed in your tales within the second word, your characters so alive…seems like there was a bit of horsing about there!
hahaha it was a hard prompt.. so i decided to have fun with it ^^ lol thanks 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! You got that one NAILED! It sounded as authentic, too. I never knew you had this kind of humor, KZ. Way to go!
lol glad it made you laugh ^^ i rarely make an attempt at writing humor as not everyone really gets my humor ^^
“Nailed!” is right! Hilarious KZ.
Scott
Mine: http://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/friday-fictioneers-march-22-2013-genre-humorous/
Ha! Ha! Very good! 🙂
haha thanks Joe ^^
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I love this kind of humour! You should really give us more of this from time to time.
haha quite rare. only my 2nd humor post lol
Dear KZ,
There are five horses across the street. Maybe I should listen closely to what they’re saying. LOL.
What a hoot.
Shalom,
Rochellel
haha thank you ^^
That’s pretty funny 🙂
haha thanks ^^ glad you got my humor^^
Priceless. I will love to see what turns up in nine months.
I’ll never wonder again what horses might be talking about.
haha i suppose it’s not much different from what humans talk about lol
This group’s discussion is certainly different than what I talk about with anyone! 🙂 I’ll have to eavesdrop at the corral this summer.
janet
knee slapping funny! I had to read it three times!!!
This reminds me of my hubby’s side of the family…the whole joke about innocence lost.
If you put even a smile face for a comment – I’ll e-mail you that story.
Thanks for visiting my fiction blog and my story ‘Horse Waterer’
a hundred smiley faces!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Oh, please post at least one smile face on my story for this week. Then I can e-mail you my ‘funny’ story. It is a tad ‘naughty’ and not something I’ll share with the public. 😉
my kind of story.lol your story really hit home, lol ^^
good one kz. I love their voices.
Very funny! I didn’t realise until the end that it was the horses talking. Good story and well written. 🙂
This is great! I love your humor.
thank you ^^ glad you liked it
Very well written… 🙂
thank you Drake ^^
Very humorous.
YOu shouldn’t shy away from the humor, it is very strong here!
Brilliant fun, kz, you really made me laugh 😀
Haha. Great job. Loved it.
Dear Kz,
An imaginative and innovative take on the prompt. Well realized.
Aloha,
Doug
Well, that’s an interesting twist on things. Apparently being a stud isn’t a good thing always among horses. 🙂
Very clever, very funny!
I think this is one of your best, kz!
yey, i knew you’d get my humor! lol ^^
This one was absolotely hilarious … and they call him satan…
Oh my, how risqué 😉
i know right, haha i think not too many people got that Del Dallas’s daughter is human lol lol ^^ though im not quite sure if horseback riding accidents can actually break a girl’s hymen, well, ive heard some stories lol
lol
your story is uniquely funny and ohhh, love your choice of the horse name, Satan. ha! perfect, KZ! ♥
Really cute. Sounds like Satan is the perfect name.
Ahhhh…so that’s how they talk…adding a bit of delightful, saucy, sexy gossip between heighs and ho’s. Enjoyed your take on the prompt.
I sent you that e-mail, but won’t post your comment until you say it is OK – as it was personal. I don’t have to post it. Cheers.
I hope Satan was another horse.
Funny Stuff Kz….
Tom